Reason #6,572 You Should Read Reggie’s HousePosted: 15/05/2013
See the guy making the rounds in the Internet for nearly falling over the partition between the off-ice official’s table and the penalty box? That’s Bob. He works for my father’s company. He’ll be in tomorrow and we’re going to get the inside scoop on what really happened: why couldn’t he just get the penalty information through the talking hole, why did he go to that door and not the other side, and was he falling or just trying to let us know that he’s not infallible.
In all honesty, Bob is a sweet dude. He is quite literally a renaissance man: in addition to working for us and the Penguins he installs storefront fixtures for major corporations and he taps his own maple trees for syrup. I had some, it was bomb.